What do you call a baby potato?  – A “Small fry”!

What do you say to an angry 300 pound baked potato?  – Anything, you just butter him up!!

Why did the potato cross the road?  – He saw a fork up ahead!!

Why do potatoes make good detectives?  – Because they keep their eyes peeled.

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?   -A pouch potato.

Why did the french fry finish last in the potato race?   -He couldn’t ketchup.

What is the scariest day for a potato?   -Fry-day.

How come potatoes never get lost?   -They always take the same root home.

What did the teacher say to the bad spud?   -You’ll never sprout to anything.

Where were the first French Fries made?  -In Greece!

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