What do you call a baby potato? – A “Small fry”!
What do you say to an angry 300 pound baked potato? – Anything, you just butter him up!!
Why did the potato cross the road? – He saw a fork up ahead!!
Why do potatoes make good detectives? – Because they keep their eyes peeled.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? -A pouch potato.
Why did the french fry finish last in the potato race? -He couldn’t ketchup.
What is the scariest day for a potato? -Fry-day.
How come potatoes never get lost? -They always take the same root home.
What did the teacher say to the bad spud? -You’ll never sprout to anything.
Where were the first French Fries made? -In Greece!